The credit control department of the United Kingdom’s biggest energy supplier is probably the last place you would expect to find a hunny hun hun who learnt to speak English by reading a potato.
However, one of our readers has just sent us this absolute gem.
We must have read it fifty times and we’re still none the wiser.
It’s hard to figure out if they are discussing a missing cheque or trying to get opinions from fellow Facebookers about whether or not Jamal’s rash is worth a trip to hospital.
No wonder their profits have taken a hammering. You’d never get something like this from E.ON, and I should know as your Chief Hun used to work for ze Germans at their Rayleigh base in Essex.
I spent many a happy day composing missing payment emails and none of them reached this level of thundershite.
Can anyone translate this for us?
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