A 54-year-old man who has barely grasped the level of English that would be expected of a ten-year-has declared that anyone who doesn’t speak English should ‘go home.’

In another bizarre twist, it has emerged that the majority of targets for David Fuch-Weet’s outrage were born ten minutes down the road and are actually bilingual.

He said, ‘I’m sick of it. Sick of these bloody people speaking like bom bom bam bam bim. Just sick of it. Both literally and figuratively.’

‘I for one, or maybe even two, will stand up for my country.’

We then asked Mr Fuch-Weet to spell ‘country,’ and he missed out the ‘o.’

He added, ‘What the fuck does it matter how I spell it? You know what I mean.’