A Conservative MP was left confused today after he accidentally visited a sperm bank instead of a food bank.
West Prittlewell’s elected representative Dudley Jamesridge arrived at It’s A Knockout Cryogenic Labs on London Road shortly after 11am on Thursday with a mandatory team of photographers, before chatting to staff about how they were helping the local community.
One witness said, ‘He was asked if he would like to make a donation in front of the cameras, and when he agreed they gave him a little pot.’
‘He remarked that he wasn’t sure how many groceries he would be able to fit in there.’
Jamesridge told waiting reporters, ‘Facilities like this prove that this government has created an atmosphere of community harmony and a society where people will go to great lengths to help one another.’
‘I would also like to thank the owners for their very generous donation of magazines in a leather binder.’