Author: Simon Harris

According to a number of media sources except the Daily Express, it is being reported this evening that Princess Diana remains in a state of death. Although details are currently sketchy, a spokesperson for the Department of Royalty has issued a statement to confirm that her death in 1997 still stands. It said: ‘We have […]

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A chartered accountant from Essex has been celebrating today after he officially became the most mentioned person on Facebook. Mr Draws, 42, overtook Kanye West and Kim Kardashian at 8am on Saturday morning, although he told us that he was unsure about why he had suddenly shot to fame. He said, ‘Apparently my name is […]

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A spokesperson for O2 has confirmed that any customer who was unable to add stupid bunny ears to their selfies on Thursday because of the network data outage will receive millions of pounds in compensation for the emotional distress that was caused. Michelle Garridge is an O2 customer from Southend in Essex, and she told […]

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