Category: Satire

Police have confirmed that thieves broke into the Odeon cinema in Central Southend late on Wednesday evening, stealing more than £350m of Pick ‘n’ Mix. According to details that have been released, a gang of four individuals gained access to the building through the goods entrance to the rear. They then carefully hacked into the computer […]

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A spokesperson for Facebook has confirmed that a recent update to their algorithm means that posts about fat loss, racism and ‘drinkies with my girlies’ will now be given priority and a higher position in the News Feed.  Facebook’s Executive VP of Customer Experience Diane Veepee told a press conference gathering that they were simply […]

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