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Random Rantings Of A Random Internetter

A spokesperson for Essex Police has warned residents of Southend that two clowns are currently walking around the town centre and scaring people. They are thought to be part of a latest craze that has swept across the Atlantic from America.  He said: ‘We have had fifteen sightings since 6pm on Sunday, and naturally their […]

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A spokesman for Primark has confirmed that the retailer will be launching a ‘Bullseye Contestant’ fashion range in time for Christmas. According to their latest press release, the range will include unisex lumberjack shirts, ‘aggressive’ floral dresses that can double up as lounge curtains, imitation Farah denim and their ‘groundbreaking’ Paedo Polo line. It added, […]

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A spokesperson for ITV has confirmed that the star of Catchphrase Mr Chips has been diagnosed with renal failure. According to sources close to the show, the condition had gone diagnosed for more than 30 years. Although host Roy Walker is yet to release a statement, he was overheard today remarking that his consultant’s original […]

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